Monday, December 26
film four, 10.20pm - Bound
If you have access to this quality film channel, you can count yourself in for a treat tonight with this crime thriller. If you haven't, nip to the sales and pick up a copy on DVD. It contains some brief, but very high profile, girl on girl action featuring the sexy Gina Gershon
being pleasured by lover Jennifer Tilly
. The scenes are short, but quite magnificent. The film itself gets mixed reviews.Tuesday, December 27
itv1, 9pm - The English Harem
At last! Its here! We've all seen the tabloid entertainment headlines and this, OK maybe in just some and not all cases, is Martine McCutcheon
's anticipated return to our small screens! Its set to be a sexy return too, which remains very much to be seen. Martine's character, in this drama, goes through a transformation of ordinary existence to near fantasy as she becomes involved with the character played by Art Malik. Not only are there sex scenes between them, but what really got the hacks writing was the lesbian sex scenes shes involved in, which she found all quite amusing to do by all accounts. Lets hope for all our sakes it doesn't come out as laughable, but pleasurable!Wednesday, December 28
BBC2, 11.20pm - Dangerous liaisonsGlenn Close
, Michelle Pfeiffer
, John Malkovich and Keanu Reeves in this superb period drama of bored aristocrats and there high stakes games. Not forgetting the very beautiful Uma Thurman
and some magnificent topless nudity!
If you still cant face another turkey sandwich and the Great Escape for the umpteenth time, (lets face it, by now your just tuning in for Steve McQueen and the motorbike sequence!), there are always still a couple of other regular more satisfying pursuits even with the TV schedules all over the place at the moment. Both usually packed with sexy female celebrities too. I'm taking about FHM TV on Q everyday from 4pm and Playboys Babes on Playboy One at midnight every night.
Cheers to you all and go easy over the holiday period, also, don't forget to double check those times - particularly at this time of year!